Humorous

I like that whenever I leave the house, I need only find a left shoe.

Now would be a great time in my life to have kept the unbroken/non-lost half of several pairs of my past.

I also sometimes feel like my right foot looks like a shod pony hoof. I used to read horse stories all the time when I was younger. I remember one of my show-and-tell's was my collection of stuffed animals, action figures, books and pictures. It was a bit ridiculous. Anyways, there was a pony in one of my stories who had injured her hoof and they wrapped it in this boot.

That's what it looks like to me.

Another funny? For me to walk around without my crutches requires boot on the right and tiptoes on the left so I can walk at the same height.

Imagine wearing one flat and one 3in. heel. Pretty funny. Pretty painful on the hips.