Never tell a darkly imaginative person the following:
1) There's been an accident.
2) I have bad news.
The person who the news is about will subsequently be flat as a pancake in the middle of the road, crushed beneath their car after having been strangled by a mass murderer. And I will see it all happen over, over and over again.
Doomsday imaginations tend to perform repetitive actions quite easily.
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