In celebration of some soon-to-be minted 30-year old's, a trip to Vegas was mounted! And this was less than two years since the
last time I went. Apparently, I'm a big fan, despite all my complaints afterwards.
There was the usual headache from smoke inhalation and dry air, from slowpokes and drunks crossing my path and my constant frustration with seeing babies and toddlers at all hours of the night. They should be in bed, parents I assume to be terrible for their selfish decision making skills! Hire a dang babysitter and put those kiddos to BED. A newborn shouldn't be watching the Sirens of TI at midnight. Nor should that newborn's older, very impressionable, brother and cousin be watching either.
*moves soap box aside*
On to the good stuff!
The 5 deep crew arrived on separate flights to the City of Lights and met up around 5pm to figure out our evening. We decided on a Medieval Times show at Excalibur and some gambling whilst we waited. Yes, it was just as ridiculous and cheesy as I remember and it was great fun! HUZZAH!
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I think we make for pretty good superheroes. Powers: unknown. |
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So riveting a show, Lauren was enthralled...with texting Jason. |
After the show, we made our way back down the strip to our hotel and then ventured out to see the volcano show at The Mirage. We stood at street level where I thought we'd be set, but that was before my eyebrows got singed off and my eyeballs felt drier than the Mojave desert.
Lesson learned...stand at least 20 feet away from the jet of fire.
We headed to bed not long after to get ready for our trip to the Hoover Dam. I went the first time to see the Dam way back in 2009 with my brother and Sister-in-law. I should do a throwback entry to that visit because it was truly epic. We were tourist's to the MAX and we are all still very proud of our accomplishments on that trip.
But I digress...
We arrived via a nice, air-conditioned bus to the Dam after making our way through Boulder City. Our tour guide was AMAZING. So intelligent and well spoken, it made for a very short, IQ-raising ride to the dam. I was glad to see Lake Mead had risen from its watery depths the last time I saw her. She was looking pretty rough then! For those that haven't been on the tour, I highly recommend it. They couldn't make it any easier for you. For the price of a ticket, you get the bus ride there, the awesome tour guide with lots of knowledge bomb drops, and a stop over at Ethel M.'s fancy chocolates....extremely worth it. They pick you up and drop you off
from your hotel. Convenient!
For those that have been on the tour, you'll remember how phenomenal the feat of man is and to see it live and in person is more grand than any movie could ever portray.
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This is not an illusion...those are tiny people at the top of this picture. |
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The dam crew. |
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One of Tanner's "action" shots. No, Tbot, those are just blurry walking photos. |
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Turbines! Amazing to think this is only HALF of the dam. Damn. |
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Don't forget to rub the toes for luck! I rubbed BOTH statues and I think it worked! |
Plus, if you're really nice, the tour guide will show you Megatron!!!*
With our bus headed back from the chocolate factory and ice cream filling my belly while chocolate rested in a bag on my lap, I got excited for our show that night...
La Reve. Talk about a Friday!
We ate fancy dinner at an Italian restaurant which was pretty darn tasty and so long as you ignored all the people walking through the shops right next to you, it was
almost like you were eating at a Bistro in Italy...almost. But the distant sign for Panda Express and the nearby Sports Bar sort of ruined the illusion. Not to mention the echoey sounds spilling from the nearby canal traversing through the shops.
On to the show! Guys, go see this show. No, seriously, go see it. It's Cirque x20K. It's odd and strange but has dancing, acrobatics AND good music. Oh, and WATER. Yes, you sit in the splashzone, but we're not talking Shamu splashing here. I think I got hit with a few drops and that was only when the performer was 2 feet in front of me. No, really, I'm not joking! I tried to thoroughly enjoy the show so I took no pictures during it but rather just a few snaps of the stage.
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The "big top" canvas which pulled back when the show started. |
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Lookit! |
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The very last stage. All the dancers and acrobats disappeared into the water or up into the ceiling. Seriously, great show! |
We went back to the hotel with a little bit of gambling along the way (I do love me some slots!) and crashed. Hey, we saw midnight each night, that's what matters!
The morning dawned bright and early and we slowly made our way to the breakfast buffet at TI (Treasure Island for you laymen out there). It was painfully delicious and several of us spent the next few hours at various Craps tables...the electronic kind so you can sit and punch buttons...while we digested.
After hanging out on the strip in various locales, we reconvened at Caesar's Palace and I finally saw the 3 story H&M. I sure do wish I had been in the mood to shop because it blew my mind how big that place was! Not to worry, I stayed entertained with my good buddy, Macklemore.
After a few of us got our "shop" on, we made our over to Serendipity. Yum, yum, yum for sure. Tanner and I innocently ordered the Frozen Oreooooooooooooo Hot Chocolate and within 5 minutes of us leaving the place, that guy decided to have a minor allergic reaction. Phenomenal. Riding in the deuce, painfully slowly making our way back to the Palazzo, then walking faster than I've ever walked before to get to our room all so he could lay down and an hour later go, "I'm hungry." Really? Really, dude? I was just scared for a good hour, and you're hungry? Oh, and you still want to go to Fremont street for the night?
Boys...
So that's what we did, we went to Fremont street, aka downtown Vegas, aka the ORIGINAL Vegas. It's changed so much since I saw it the first time but it was mostly as I remembered it when it came to the populous. Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy. Roughnecks, drunks, people in costume. At least that hadn't changed! Nor had the random stage with a band performing on it and they were REALLY GOOD!
They played a medley of classic rock, awesome 80's and even the good/awesomely bad 90's stuff. They all sang and played multiple instruments and even rocked a wardrobe change during their break. What a troupe!
With several rock songs tucked under our belt as we belted our way through them, we were privy to a raucous street fight where the roughneck went FOR the neck of the business casual fool. Tanner wanted to tape it and I forbade it. But we still watched and were entertained and the pseduo-myth that plain-clothes'd police officers patrol the streets day and night was proven true when a strong, powerful, commanding woman suddenly appeared in jeans and an Ed Hardy-esque shirt and pulled the roughneck off of the BC guy. Epic, guys. I experienced Vegas to the max.
With one viewing of the lights show (Bon Jovi, yeah buddy!) we headed back to the busses and the hotel to pack, rest up, and prep for the flights home. Either Alex and Lauren are now ninjas or the rest of us were exhausted because we never heard them leave three hours later to catch their shuttle to the airport. Definitely enjoyed Vegas to the max. :-D
Our flight was quick and our drive home quicker and this trip was put to rest. So many months of planning and organizing and everyone had a great weekend of celebration. Happy early 30th, ladies!
*Totally lying. They would never reveal his final resting place. Duh.